Quotes from DotA

Here're some quotes for DotA fans, while im sorry to those who are NOT DotA fans. You could skip this part instead.
*Press F1 / Double click the hero many many times and you'll get these gradually.
I find these to my liking XD.

SVEN, Rogueknight:
"Dreadlords, do it in the dark."
"I get cranky when I haven't been fed."
"The legion needs...a better dental plan, these fangs are killing me."
"Darkness needs to get DSL, his line is always busy."

LINA INVERSE, Slayer:
"Click me baby, one more time."
"Maybe you should get a strategy guide."
"I dont remember casting slow on you."
"You dont get out much do you?"
"Lets chat on battlenet sometime."
"For the end-of-the-world spell, press Control, Alt, Delete."

MAGINA, Anti-Mage:
"Demon blood is thicker than .. regular .. blood."
"I like my enemies dead, and my blades flaming."
"I love green trees." (Anti-Mage says this the other way around, so it's a random speech if you do not know this.)
"You will perish in flames *coughs*, I'm sorry."
"Darkness called, but I was on the phone so I missed him. I tried to star 69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled: 'PICK UP THE PHONE DARKNESS', but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls."

TRAXEX, Drow Ranger:
"Men are from Mars, I'm from the grave."
"I went on a job interview the other day and they were like; 'Ugh whats that smell', and I was like; 'Oh sorry its me', and then they said they didnt think I would be able to fit in with the other employees cause they were living and you know I'm dead so I wouldn't be a team player, but then I said I could work 24 hours and they said; 'Allright, you can work the graveyard shift'."

SQUEE AND SPLEEN, Goblin Techies:
"Are you our daddy?"
" *fart* 'Wasn't me, wasn't me.' 'Sorry.' "
" 'Where's the minimap?' 'I threw it in the lake.' 'Are you crazy?'
" 'Gotta match?' 'Your face, my ass.' "
"Candy Gram."
"This is for mister Rhytymn."
"Package for miss Crackeltooth."

NEVERMORE, Shadow Fiend:
"I must hunt soon"
"If I have wings, why am I always walking"
" *ring* Yes? Aaargh, for the last time, I'm a dreadlord, not a drug lord"
"This is not a dress, its the standard dreadlord uniform"
"Dressed to kill, blah"
" *ring* Yes? Darkness, hey whats up? The demon hunter left you a message? No, I dont have his number, sorry"

MOGUL KAHN, Axe:
"You know what burns my ass? A flame about this high."
"I think I have someone stuck in my teeth."
"I think a certain .. finesse is called for here. *roar*"
" 'Welcome back to you, Jaina in the morning.' 'We are here with Malvengeroth, hunter of night and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you are here for a makeover right?' 'Um yeah?' 'Mal, why dont you tell us why you're really here?' 'Well Kim kick, I love you, but I have something to tell you, I'm a demon.' *shock* 'Actually more of a pitlord. *more shock*. 'What, I dont understand, I thought you said you work for the post office.' 'Well, I moonlied.' "

YURNERO, Juggernaut:
"Snatch the pebble from my hand grasshopper."
"My blade can cut through armor, and still cut a tomato."
"Twin blade action, for clean close shave everytime."
"My blade has six engines."